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	<description>Welcome to GAG!  A blog taking full advantage of the first amendment.</description>
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		<title>A Cat&#8217;s Eye View</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fellow in Germany has attached a camera to his cat&#8217;s collar.  If you have ever wanted to see life from the a pet&#8217;s eye view check this out.  Mr. Lee
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A fellow in Germany has attached a camera to his cat&#8217;s collar.  If you have ever wanted to see life from the a pet&#8217;s eye view check this out.  <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2mq9nw">Mr. Lee</a></p>
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		<title>Spam!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m removing the comments options as in the past two days I&#8217;ve recieved over 908 &#8220;comments&#8221; advertising things that will help my penis grow (I don&#8217;t have one), drugs for hair loss (I have lots of hair&#8211;in the right places) and software I don&#8217;t need.
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		<title>A View of  a Typical Monday</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 20:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever go into work on a Monday, thinking you left everything in place, all was well and SURPRISE!  Fires everywhere.
I think this visually sums up that sort of day MONDAY.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever go into work on a Monday, thinking you left everything in place, all was well and SURPRISE!  Fires everywhere.</p>
<p>I think this visually sums up that sort of day <a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6c_1178597758">MONDAY.</a></p>
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		<title>Got Psi?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently watched a movie called What the bleep?  that merged quantum physics and new discoveries such as the teleportation of molecules (Nature vol.443, 557&#8243; Quantum teleportation between light and matter. ) with new age beliefs of consciousness.  Eventually I bought a book which I am reading by Dean Radin called Entangled Minds.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently watched a movie called<a href="http://whatthebleep.com"> What the bleep?</a>  that merged quantum physics and new discoveries such as the teleportation of molecules (Nature vol.443, 557&#8243; Quantum teleportation between light and matter. ) with new age beliefs of consciousness.  Eventually I bought a book which I am reading by Dean Radin called Entangled Minds.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t make up my mind if quantum physics has unlocked door to new levels of existance and consciousness and explains the rare events of pre-cognition and other things we see or if it is all borderline cult hookum.  But none-the-less through the book I found a site called <a href="http://www.gotpsi.org">got psi</a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been having lots of fun on it.  Give it a try.  Perhaps you&#8217;ll discover a hidden talent.</p>
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		<title>Egobation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 21:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am now going to engage in egobation.   It is the opposite of what you do to yourself alone which is of course, the opposite of sex.   You may have noticed a period of time where I seemed to stop writing.
Actually, I didn&#8217;t stop writing, I just stopped writing here.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am now going to engage in egobation.   It is the opposite of what you do to yourself alone which is of course, the opposite of sex.   You may have noticed a period of time where I seemed to stop writing.</p>
<p>Actually, I didn&#8217;t stop writing, I just stopped writing here.  I was working on a chapter for a book.  My chapter is on sterilization, disinfection and antisepsis.   It now resides with my editor.   I keep reading it over and over.  At times saying, hmmm this is good and engaging in egobation and at other times berating myself that it could be more scholarly.  But my aim was that the information was simply put and was easily read and hopefully applied.</p>
<p> I don&#8217;t think I can post the chapter here, as I think my publisher will hold the copyright, but here are a couple of gems I came across in my research.  One of the things we know about the prevention of disease is proper handwashing.  Widmer compiled statistics from various sources and looked  at compliance rates in handwashing.  Below are the rates of compliance for various venues.</p>
<p> •	ICU (intensive care unit): 9-41%;<br />
•	Ward/ICU: 32-48%;<br />
•	Pediatric 37%;<br />
•	Surgical ICU 38%<br />
•	All ICUs 32%.   </p>
<p>Scary, less than half the people in serious places like intensive care units properly wash their hands.</p>
<p> Widmer, A. F. Replace Hand washing with the use of a Waterless Alcohol Rub? Clin. Infect. Dis. 31:136-43. 2000.</p>
<p>The other thing to get back on my rant with nosiocomial infections in hospitals, some computer models were run.  The found two simple things could decrease the rate nosiocomial infection.  Not surprisingly they were (drum roll please):  1) Increase in handwashing (particularly among visitors) and 2) decrease in the number of patients each nurse had to care for.   One also advocated for pre-screening all patients for MRSA.</p>
<p>Raboud, J. Saskin, R. Sior, A. Loeb, M. Green, K., Low, D. E. and McGeer, A.  Modeling transmission of methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus among patients admitted to a hospital. 2005. Infect. Control Hosp. Epidemiol. 26(7):607-615</p>
<p>Cooper, B.S., Medlye, G. F. and Scott, G. M. Preliminary analysis of the transmission dynamics of nosocomial infections:  stochastic and management effects. 1999.  J. Hosp. Infect. 43(2):131-147. 1999.</p>
<p>Food for thought, none-the-less.  Some of our biggest problems may have some very simple answers.</p>
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		<title>A Fishy View of the Presidential Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many different ways to analyze the coming presidential race.  We have currently used the fish method.
We added to our fish tank three goldfish, one velvety black energetic one which we named Obama, a shiny hopeful gold one, which we named McCain and a lovely white one with  a red dot, perhaps [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are many different ways to analyze the coming presidential race.  We have currently used the fish method.</p>
<p>We added to our fish tank three goldfish, one velvety black energetic one which we named Obama, a shiny hopeful gold one, which we named McCain and a lovely white one with  a red dot, perhaps stain, on her forehead, who we christened Hillary.  Also a bottom feeder that blends in well and is hard to see, but with politics there is always a lot of dirt to collect.   Since he cleans messes up well, we named him Rudy Giuliani.</p>
<p>At first they made merry with all the other fish.  Rubbed against them and shared political dinners.   Hillary quickly convinced a small school of tiger barbs that she was one of them.  Grrrrrrrrrr she roared and shook her tail.  I&#8217;ll admit the school is quite integrated with two of a blue varietal, two of a pink varietal and two of a slightly aggressive black and white striped with flaming tips on their fins.  But integration is good.  She has them convinced that she is merely a different varietal, and not a different species all together.  After all, perhaps not all presidents need to be tiger barbs.   They only need to seem to be tiger barbs.</p>
<p>McCain went to skulk about the base of the castle and Obama, quickly went to spy on the Bushes&#8230;of algae.</p>
<p>Shortly thereafter, I came down to find McCain had quit the race.  Belly up on the top of the bowl.  Politics- a tough life.  Not everyone can make it.   </p>
<p>Obama, shortly thereafter got an eyeful with the Bushes and ended up with a parasite in his eye.  Hillary also bloomed a red flower on her side and looked ill.  Could the Bushes be up to no good?   The tank was fine before I allowed these politicians in.  Obviously they brought the parasites with them..but don&#8217;t they always.</p>
<p>Alas, Obama succumbed to the evil parasite.</p>
<p>Soon, other tank mates, living happy and quiet congress began to join them.  A large spotted scat, named spot, known for his banishment to &#8220;the angry tank&#8221; after his attempted assassination of two brother scats.  They didn&#8217;t recover from his attentions so he returned to rule the docks and other unsavory areas of the tank.  But now that evil element has perished.  Another, a Boseman&#8217;s rainbow fish, a member of the green party, usually flaunting a quiet blue color, soon became covered with a small pox of ick.  Was this bioterrorism?  Hillary proposed new funding to prevent further attacks.  I poured in a parasitic general cure.</p>
<p>Now left in the tank (aside from the fawning school of tiger barbs) are Rudy G. and Hillary.</p>
<p>Does this predict the final race?</p>
<p>Who knows&#8230;only time and primaries will tell</p>
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		<title>The Best Christmas Gifts Ever..Maybe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 16:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have X-10 sensors in the house that turn on lights for us when we walk into a room and use a computerized lighting controlling to control our holiday lighting shows.  So I&#8217;m always on the lookout for the next thing that I can use to continue to turn our house into a responsive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have X-10 sensors in the house that turn on lights for us when we walk into a room and use a computerized lighting controlling to control our holiday lighting shows.  So I&#8217;m always on the lookout for the next thing that I can use to continue to turn our house into a responsive entity rather than just boring four walls that keep out the wind.</p>
<p>In my searches I found a product that deserves to be on You-Tube.  The video is a must see.   I won&#8217;t be getting one, but I could only imagine the social dynamics, the thought, the obsession that drove the inventor.  Not only to think of this as one dark night once again he stubbed his toe, but to design, patent and market the device.</p>
<p>It is a light that lights up your toliet when the seat is up.  Not when the seat is down, as women have the eyes of a cat and the ears of a bat and can see and hear in pitch darkness.   Make sure you watch the video &#8230;<a href="http://www.johnny-light.com/">Johnny Light.</a></p>
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		<title>Cars 71 and 2071 a Tale of Woe and Joy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cars 71 and 2071 A Tale of Joy and Woe
While looking for my Daytona Top Banana Charger, I had the pleasure to drive two cars-cars 71 and 2071.  When I found Car 2071, it was hidden behind the dealership as a small piece of plastic had been dislodged upon its arrival. No one had [...]]]></description>
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<p>While looking for my Daytona Top Banana Charger, I had the pleasure to drive two cars-cars 71 and 2071.  When I found Car 2071, it was hidden behind the dealership as a small piece of plastic had been dislodged upon its arrival. No one had yet taken it for a test drive.  It only had a mile or two on it.  It was shining and rumbled happily at me as I drove it, hugging the curves, sparkling in the sunlight. The salesman who loved cars, carefully advised me of the 2000 mile break-in period as I merrily did 85 on a local interstate so I didn’t quite bring it up to its highest gear.  I was in love..this was my car.  My husband insisted (quite reasonably) that we visit a couple of dealerships with Daytona Top Bananas.   </p>
<p>We called another dealership in Westchester County, NY an hour or so before our arrival and made arrangements to drive their car.  Car 71.  Alas…poor car 71.  As this dealership didn’t have much space, car 71 languished on the rooftop in the hot sun for months and was brought down for me to drive covered in birdshit and the end of summer kamikaze suicides of every species of mosquito and moth known to man.   But beauty is only skin deep and I know many good deals have been made with the eye on the carwash in the very near future.  I gingerly let myself into the car not allowing my clothing to touch any part of its exterior. The dealer tossed me the keys and said, &#8221; Have fun!&#8221;  I turned out onto the road and noticed, not that the car was near empty, but the gas tank red light was on with an estimated gas mileage of under a mile.  The engine sounded labored.  And the car handled oddly, as if it had quite a few very adventurous test drives.   I brought the car back and one of the people working at the dealership managed to reach its highest gear and chirp the tires while driving three feet into a parking space.  Poor car 71!</p>
<p>So today I happily picked up car 2071.  It is a delight and a joy.  Picture below!  I only hope car 71 has as happy a fate!</p>
<p><img src='http://gag.judyanddan.com/wp-content/car05_01.jpg' alt='The Car' /> </p>
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		<title>Ah A Job Well Done</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we finished larvciding and return to our regular posts.   Here is a picture of one of my team-mates,  taking a load off his feet, having a well deserved rest.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we finished larvciding and return to our regular posts.   Here is a picture of one of my team-mates,  taking a load off his feet, having a well deserved rest.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Public health services do not discriminate.  They provide services to all members of the public regardless of socioeconomic status or position.  This open air car-parts emporium in a slightly less well-heeled section of town was blissfully treated for the prevention of the West Nile Virus by our team today.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Public health services do not discriminate.  They provide services to all members of the public regardless of socioeconomic status or position.  This open air car-parts emporium in a slightly less well-heeled section of town was blissfully treated for the prevention of the West Nile Virus by our team today.</p>
<p><img src='http://gag.judyanddan.com/wp-content/yonkerschopshop.jpg' alt='' /></p>
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